Awful Waffle

For those of you who aren't elder millennials grappling with their own mortality, the show Salute Your Shorts aired on Nickelodeon from 1991 to 1992 and was about a group of rag tag kids at summer camp. I'm sure it's problematic as heck to a modern eye so I would not recommend going back. Just know that one of the things they did to haze each other was pour maple syrup on someone's bare stomach through a tennis racket and frankly it always sounded delicious. Like this candle.